Niouzes - Commentaires
I'm so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight, and I would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Internet Community who have chosen to join me here in the RépliKultes' niouze at this time. I do sincerely hope you'll all enjoy the show, and please remember people, that no matter who you are, and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there are still some things that make us all the same.
You, me, them, everybody, everybody.
One, two, three, four, five, everybody goes to front of his screen ! Jump on your chair, turn to the left 'n turn to the right ! Up your feet, down your hands ! Slaps your hands once and slap your hands twice !
Ok !! Everybody is heeeeere ?? [YEAH !!] Big'up ! Big'up ! For the five new papers who come out this week !!
[People becomes hysterical]
First : La folie des Grandeurs by the Gorgeous SueSang !!
Second : The Marine by the amphet' man : Nicolaaas !!
Third : Austin power, l'espion qui m'a tiré still by Nicolaaas !! [Big'up to him !!]
Fourth : Shoot'em up by the huge eRaMaster our loved master !
Fifth : Le Monde de Nemo by FulLMetal [He's baaaaaaaaaaack !!]
A little bit of SueSang in my life, a little bit of Nicolaaas by my side, a little bit of eRa all I need, a little bit of FulLMetaL in my bed ! Everyones gives their best for the site and everybody needs somebody to love, so I hope to see you soon in the T'chat to share our love about RépliKultes.net and Ehole, of course, the best Niouzatator of internet, the earth, the galaxy and the next one. Kiss him and send picture of you naked ! (This just for girls I'm not a fag !)(Forget what I said ! Guys, send picture of you naked too, I know people who'll enjoy it)(Thanks me, FulLMetaL :D)
Heya, see ya next week dudes ('n chicks ;) I'm waiting your pictures)
PS : La première personne qui se risquerait a émettre un sous-entendu de réflexion ou même une sympathique et gentille remarque constructive à l'égard de mon anglais, verra sa famille dévorée par un dinosaure mutant transgénique et se fera chier dessus par des pigeons kamikazes chaque fois qu'elle sortira pendant les 7 prochaines années (ai-je été suffisament clair ? è_é )